Taking on technology – the saga continues

DIY Woman has now fixed her internet problems…and this time it’s personal.

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Wifi extender and friend

With a little (a very little help) from Orange France, a wi-fi extender (not at all like seafood extender) and the National Australia Bank, your intrepid correspondent has prevailed over the technology that’s been out to get her from Day One. Not that she’s paranoid: she’s just very, very tired.

Here’s your step-by-step guide to tackling internet connection problems in a foreign country (and we all know which one):

1. Spend hours googling French telecommunications websites with no discernible English translations.

2. Give up on the idea of speaking to a human being.

3. Send questions to said websites if you can find an email address

4. Gain nothing from these hours of research

5. Get yourself to a service provider’s shopfront 10 minutes before opening. If you are fortunate you will only have 4 or 5 people in front of you and 4 or 5 people after you who miraculously get served before you.

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6. Be prepared to sit on the Naughty Chair until an English-speaking staff member is free to serve you

7. Understand that the term ‘English-speaking’ demonstrates more wishful thinking than fact

8. Leave the shop one hour and 100 euros later with a product called a wifi extender

9. Spend some hours reading manuals and peering at tiny passcodes too small for the human eye to see. This is part of a cunning cosmic plan to undermine the confidence of the average baby boomer who finds herself in a foreign country trying to come to grips with a hostile technology.

10. Enlist the help of the nice young handyman who has just dropped in to fix the crazy French door handles. (See point 7 of 10 Things We’ve Learned About France in No Particular Order)

My life in France is now almost perfect.

I just need to sort out a French Rail Pass and find myself a Frenchman. I’m reliably informed there’s a shortage of womenfolk in these parts as long as you’re not too fussy about whether they have their own teeth. Or indeed any teeth. I’ve seen lots of eligibles driving past on their tractors and I always make a point of smiling and waving. They do neither – probably because of the aforementioned teeth.

2 thoughts on “Taking on technology – the saga continues

  1. Thanks for the feedback and apologies for the delay in responding. As sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, I prefer to think I’m just being entertaining and informative…with a little passive aggression thrown in!

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